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2 Jun

WOMEN’S CLUB

The meeting of Conway Street Masturbation Club was just about ready to come to order as President Teddi Graves called for order, “Okay ladies, let’s quiet down and get ready for business!!!” The twelve naked females between the ages of 26 and 58 all sat down and waited for Teddi to start the meeting! “It looks like were all here,” she began while surveying the crowd, “I guess everybody has the “itch” today!!!” A titter of laughter rolled across the room as the women looked sheepishly at one another, but Teddi quickly asked for order and continued on, “As usual, we have a young man from the local college to entertain us, and I’m sure that you’ll all be more than pleased with his performance, but we also have a special treat for all of us tonight!!!” Everyone’s interest was piqued when Teddi mentioned a “special treat”, and an excited murmur quickly passed among the women!!! “As you probably all know,” Teddi added, “that Katie has missed quite a few sessions do to her pregnancy, but I’m happy to announce that even though she’s seven months along, she’s with us tonight and will be actively participating with the rest of the group!!!” While Teddi asked Katie to stand up and take a bow, everyone broke into a round of applause and cheered the young mother to be!!!

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22 Apr

AFTER SCHOOL

“Finally,” Krista muttered under her breath, “the last period of the day is about over, just three more minutes and I’m outa here!!!” “Eighth period English Lit, what a lousy way to finish up the school day!!!” “Okay, class,” Miss Redmond ordered, “pages 213 thru 247 for tomorrow, be ready for a quiz!!!” While the whole room groaned in unison, Miss Redmond locked eyes with Krista and gave her a small nod, “Oh, crap,” Krista thought, “she wants me to stay after again, and today of all days!!!” The final bell rang, and all twenty seven students filed out into the hall and headed off for their lockers and then home, except, for Krista, who hung around and waited for her last classmate to clear the room! “Krista, please lock the door while I pull the window shades shut,” said Miss Redmond a matter of factly! Resigned now to the notion that she was stuck, Krista shuffled over and flipped the latch on the door before returning to her seat in the front row! After closing the shades, Miss Redmond sat down on the front edge of her desk and said, “Well, dear, I just want to remind you that you’re pulling about a C-minus, but thanks to our little agreement, you can count on receiving an A on your report card!” Krista leaned back in her seat and replied, “Thank you, Miss Redmond, I certainly appreciate it!!!” “I know you do, dear, but now it’s time to show me just how much you do appreciate it,” as she hiked up her dress revealing stocking clad legs and garter belt with no panties!!!”

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12 Mar

THE FIRST LADY

Jennifer Boyle curled up in an easy chair, while watching the eleven o’clock from the second floor private residence of the White House! There on the large screen television, was the image of her husband, President Kensington Holton Boyle, in a sea of admiring well wishers just hoping for the opportunity to touch the President’s hand!!! “Lisa,” the First Lady called out, “come in here please!!!” A few seconds later, Jennifer’s chamber maid appeared at her door and asked, “May I do something for you, Mrs. Boyle?!?” “Holding out her glass, Jennifer replied, “Yeah, honey, get me another drink, and this time no ice and no water!!!” Lisa took glass from the slightly drunk woman and proceeded to pour three fingers of scotch into the oversized tumbler!!! While handing it back to the First Lady, Lisa opined softly, “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, ma’am?!?” Responding with a short harsh laugh, Jennifer replied, “Don’t you think I deserve another drink, look at him,” she said while nodding at the screen, “everybody loves him, if they only knew what a prick he is!!!”

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10 Feb

THE DISPARATE COUPLE

Byron wondered why he even bothered!!! After eight months of faithfully working out three times a week, he still weighed only 135 pounds and had arms that resembled spaghetti!!! “Okay,” he said under his breath, “let’s see if we can do tonight!!!” Lying on his back, he hoisted the barbell into the air in an attempt to bench press ninety pounds, and almost instantly he realized that he was in trouble after he brought the bar down to his chest!!! Desperately he tried to heft the iron off of his body, but the more he struggled, the weaker he seemed to become!!! The first rule about bench pressing is to always use a spotter, and at that very moment Byron was discovering the wisdom of that particular idiom!!! He tried screaming for help, but the air had been forced from his lungs, leaving him in the very precarious position that he may suffocate in a room full of people!!! As unconsciousness began to overtake him, the bar miraculously was wrenched off chest and blessed air filled his burning lungs!!!

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13 Jan

WRONG TURN

“Frank, you nitwit,” his exasperated wife Millie exclaimed, “you took the wrong turn, now we’re hopelessly lost!!!” Frank slowed the big Caddy to a crawl as he tried to make out a street number, but was having no luck staring into the pitch dark! “Now what,” Millie groaned, “well, you’ve done it again, now we’re never going to make it to the reception on time, I told you to get directions, but no, you had to try it on your own, now look where we are!!!” “Oh, shut up, Millie,” Frank retorted, “don’t worry, once I get turned around and back on the main road I’ll stop at a service station and get some directions!!!” He pulled the nose of the big car into a dark alley and was just about to put it into reverse, when both doors were flung open and both of them were jerked out of the car and thrown to the ground!!! The two car jackers hopped into the Caddy and calmly drove off, leaving Frank and Millie stunned and dazed in the middle of the dark alley!!! “Are you all right, Mil,” Frank asked!!! “Oh, god” she moaned, “it feels like they ripped my arm out of its socket!!!” After helping her to her feet, Frank offered, “We gotta find a phone and call the police, let’s go!!!” Just as they were turning to head down the street, a sinister voice from the darkness said, “I don’t think you’ll be going anywhere for a while,” and seconds later, the middle aged white couple was surrounded by a group of young black toughs!!! “Ya know what,” one of them stated, “you’re in a lot of fucking trouble!!!”

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13 Jan

WRONG TURN

“Frank, you nitwit,” his exasperated wife Millie exclaimed, “you took the wrong turn, now we’re hopelessly lost!!!” Frank slowed the big Caddy to a crawl as he tried to make out a street number, but was having no luck staring into the pitch dark! “Now what,” Millie groaned, “well, you’ve done it again, now we’re never going to make it to the reception on time, I told you to get directions, but no, you had to try it on your own, now look where we are!!!” “Oh, shut up, Millie,” Frank retorted, “don’t worry, once I get turned around and back on the main road I’ll stop at a service station and get some directions!!!” He pulled the nose of the big car into a dark alley and was just about to put it into reverse, when both doors were flung open and both of them were jerked out of the car and thrown to the ground!!! The two car jackers hopped into the Caddy and calmly drove off, leaving Frank and Millie stunned and dazed in the middle of the dark alley!!! “Are you all right, Mil,” Frank asked!!! “Oh, god” she moaned, “it feels like they ripped my arm out of its socket!!!” After helping her to her feet, Frank offered, “We gotta find a phone and call the police, let’s go!!!” Just as they were turning to head down the street, a sinister voice from the darkness said, “I don’t think you’ll be going anywhere for a while,” and seconds later, the middle aged white couple was surrounded by a group of young black toughs!!! “Ya know what,” one of them stated, “you’re in a lot of fucking trouble!!!”

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